121+ Best Dog Quotes And Sayings For Instagram Of Your Dog Pics

Nowadays, it is quite common to have a pet at home, in western countries you can find dog and cat at every house. The domestic animals such as cats, dogs, cows, pigs, buffaloes, horses, Etc. among them, a dog is the most faithful animal to his master. The dog is the only animal who sacrifices his life to save his owner. Seeing the people’s love for a dog, we have come compiled a Best Dog Quotes and Sayings for Instagram.

Do you all know the dog’s lifespan? Their life span is short, just 12-15 years, in a sporadic case they live more up to 20 years. The dog’s scientific name belongs to Canis lupus family. There are many dog breeds around the world. Still, here we have listed famous dog breeds such as Labrador Retriever, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Beagle, Bulldog, Yorkshire Terrier, Rottweiler, Poodle, Dachshunds etc. Besides, the dog is of different colours such as black, white, brown and more.

Dogs have an inborn ability like they have a sharp brain, strong-smelling power, good at swimming, and many more. Training is given according to their needs. They may be helpful in many ways, such as guard our house, hunting dog, police dog, sniffer dog, etc. Police take sniffer dog’s help to trace murderers, thieves and bandits from the crime spot. The military uses dogs to track a bomb, and trained dogs can be employed at airports, police stations, borders and schools.

You have seen how Dogs are useful for us, and we should take care of all our pets, not just dogs. It’s our moral duty to understand their feelings; after all, they are also a living creature as humans. Below you get Best funny dog quotes for Instagram and show your love for your dog via social media.

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Dog Quotes

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. -John Grogan

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.- Orhan Pamuk

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. – Roger A. Caras

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Capek

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. – Mark Twain

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. – Edward Hoagland

It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. – John Grogan

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. -Kinky Friedman

My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich. – Louis Sabin

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. – Bonnie Wilcox

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles de Gaulle

The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be. – Konrad Lorenz

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler

The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. – M.K. Clinton

To err is human — to forgive, canine. – Author Unknown

Dog Love Quotes

There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego. – Janet Schnellman

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. – George Graham

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Stanley Coren

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals. – James Thurber

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. – Michael Sheen

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. – Edward Hoagland

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. – James Thurber

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. – Albert Einstein

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. – Bonnie Schacter

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles Schulz

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong. – W.R. Purche

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. – June Carter Cash

Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts – Author Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

Best Dog Quotes

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost. – Charlotte Gray

A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. – Helen Thomson

Dogs come into out lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog. It merely expands the heart. – Author Unknown

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had. – Thom Jones

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted – Sian Ford

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope

I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not better for it. – Abraham Lincoln

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures. The give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. – Gilda Radner

I’m a lot less cranky when it’s just me and my dog. – Bob Peterson

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does. – Christopher Morley

Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes. – Gene Hill

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not mans. – Mark Twain

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! – George Carlin

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry Truman

Cute Dog Quotes And Sayings

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Turnbull

Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. – Dorothy Hinshaw

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. – Barbara Woodhouse

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source. – Doris Day

Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect. – W.R. Koehler

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. – Anne Lamott

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks. – Roger A. Caras

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it watching for us to come home each day. – John Grogan

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. – Lord Byron

There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Dwight Eisenhower

When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad. – Kristan Higgins

Dog Quotes Inspirational

A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me. – Barack Obama

Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more. – Agatha Christie

Dogs have more love than integrity. They’ve been true to us, yes, but they haven’t been true to themselves. – Clarence Day

Hounds follow those who feed them. – Otto von Bismarck

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop! – Jonah Goldberg

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

Life is a series of dogs. – George Carlin

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! – Greg Curtis

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog. – Ernest Thompson Seton

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. – Dean Koontz

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers. – Jodi Picoult

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down. – Gordon Korman

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of. – Jill Abramson

Dog Quotes For Instagram

A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart – Judy Desmond

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad. – Robert Wagner

Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way. – Caroline Knapp

Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? – Saint Basil

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! – Anne Tyler

Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment. – Caroline Knapp

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Mark Twain

No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog. – Stanley Leinwall

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Franklin Jones

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind – Theodorus Gaza

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. – Daniel Pinkwater

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment to animals. – Immanuel Kant

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis

Funny Dog Quotes

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost. — Charlotte Gray

A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. — Helen Thomson

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog. — Franklin P. Jones

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window. — Steve Bluestone

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. — Sue Murphy

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted. — Sian Ford

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! — Anne Tyler

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!— Jonah Goldberg

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. —Bonnie Schacter

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. — Will Rogers

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. — Phil Pastoret

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. — Edward Hoagland

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.— Christopher Morley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. — Groucho Marx

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. — Mark Twain

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. — Aldous Huxley

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!— George Carlin

Great Dog Quotes

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. — Harry Truman

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ — Dave Barry

When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers. — Jodi Picoult

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. — Joe Weinstein

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!— Greg Curtis

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. — Derek Bruce

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. — James Thurber

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts. —John Steinbeck

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. — Marilyn Monroe

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley

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